I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
kians-redball: IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
kleemoney: my hands are cold can I warm them up in your pants
Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what
suzzannnn: liking someone you have no chance with
theincredibleinedablezan: dapperpuppet: Sometimes Princess Bubblegum’s skin-tone is very pink And sometimes its very white Now, you can blame that on the lighting if you want, but I know a certain red-eating vampire who seems to have mentioned wanting to drink the red from her pretty pink face. So there’s that. her neck is covered in the example shown with white skin yes yes i can...
me: looks at pet sleeping
me: oh thank god i thought you died
Anime and pizza. Today has been good.
Interviewer: "Unfortunately your world record for selling the most books was over taken by 50 shades of grey."
J.K. Rowling: "Yes, imagine how many copies I would've sold if Harry was a bit more creative with his wand."
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